Definitions by Jack Spank9049

The nick 

UK slang term for the police station

Person 1: Ayo, did you see that guy in Eastleigh outside KF get taken to the nick?

Person 2: Ha yeah I did, what an absolute bellend!

The nick by Jack Spank9049 February 18, 2023

P45'd 

When one is dismissed (sacked) from their employment in the UK

Person 1: Yo is Jason in today?

Person 2: Nah Bob P45'd him yesterday evening!

P45'd by Jack Spank9049 February 18, 2023

GC 

Stands for group chat - AKA the one thing I will most certainly never be apart of!

Person 1: Yo you in the gc?

Me: Uhm, no.

GC by Jack Spank9049 February 15, 2023

Top Gear

Bomb ass weed.

Jeremy Clarkson was once recorded on top gear.

Top Gear by Jack Spank9049 February 9, 2023

Morning routine 

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit

Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!

Morning routine by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 

When you are so angry that you can't even finish of the word

Spack No.2: *Realises the Warzone deathchat compilation on Youtube featuring the death chat of fellow cousin Spack No.3 has been deleted*

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU by Jack Spank9049 January 24, 2023

Prime drink 

Proper noun: Prime is a hydration drink released by Youtubers/celebrities Logan Paul and KSI. Despite being up for sale in regular stores (Aldi, Asda etc.) at RRP, people are buying these and upselling them for prices like £20 a pop or 3 for £100.

The drink was released on 4th Jan 2022 according to Wiki, but sales and the hype has seems to of only just taken off.

Person 1: Popping to the shop, what drink would you like?

Person 2 (a 13 year old): Get me that Prime drink!

Person 1: "Oh God no, please no!"

Prime drink by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2023