Definitions by Jack Spank9049

Fix me up 

A slang request made by somebody for food

Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"

Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"

Fix me up by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Fuck me! 

1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end

2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation

3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten

1. Fuck me!

2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!

3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!

Fuck me! by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event

*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"

Fuck, shit, cunt! by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

On the line 

To be talking to someone on the phone, either through landline, mobile or messaging/calling apps (Whatsapp, Messenger, Discord, Xbox/PS chat etc.)

Spack No.2: I have Spack No.5 on the line and he is asking to play Red Dead with us!

On the line by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

NPC 

Someone who is very quiet and does not interact/socialise with other people (they may not even respond to you if you call their name or tap them on the shoulder

My maths class is full of NPCs

NPC by Jack Spank9049 December 13, 2022

Bournemouth 

The nicest city (or town) in the UK. Consisting of its bustling atmosphere around the beach, city centre and the eye-catching view of the beach-front Ferris Wheel providing the human eye with a striking view of what part of the city looks like from a bird's eye view. You also have the unique palm-trees to make you feel like you are playing Vice City all over again, the rays of yellow from the 'Yellow Taxis' constantly travelling back & forth to commute the drunk back to their place of residence, and a night-life like you are playing Cyberpunk all over again!

Spack No.1: I might move from Bournemouth to somewhere up north

Spack No.2: *Commits murder*

Bournemouth by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022

Southgate

The quickest way out of any major international footballing tournament

Sterling: Yo, my house has been robbed! Any1 know the quickest way back to England?

Kane: Yeah the southgate should get you home quickly

Southgate by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022