Jack Meoff's definitions

chokin the chicken

Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".

That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.

by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003

chinkstas

Chinese gangstas

I got my ass shot my some chinkstas the other day.

by Jack Meoff April 20, 2003

Hot n' Cheesey

The act of giving someone a hot n' cheesey, is to stick the male organ into an elongated tube sock that has been sweat in, and filled with nacho cheese that was just cooked. Once the cheese and sock begin to stink, slide the organ in and slap someone in the face with it, preferably the skeez.

MMMMMMmmmmm that was quite a delicious hot n' cheesey you gave me!

by Jack Meoff February 6, 2005

ig

to forget, ignore

"just to ig my two-way, ig the shit in the streets"

by Jack Meoff December 20, 2003

dicksnot

Pre-ejaculatory penil secretions. Pre-cum.

I didn't have any tape, so I sealed the envelope with some dicksnot.

by Jack Meoff March 7, 2003

grundle cake

A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!

Dude, those cookies taste like shit, want some grundle cake?

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

Heatscore

A person or activity that will draw the attention of police.

driving a car without licence plates is heatscore.

by Jack Meoff November 11, 2003