Jack Meoff's definitions

ig

to forget, ignore

"just to ig my two-way, ig the shit in the streets"

by Jack Meoff December 20, 2003

electric sex

adj: 1sexy 2when something eminates sex or exudes an unlimited amount of attractiveness 3 las vegas 4 when a chick uses a vibe

damn that chick is electric sex

by jack meoff December 26, 2004

banana hammock

a phrase used between guys to tell one another to check out one girl or another

hey vince banana hammock at 5 o'clock

by jack meoff January 12, 2007

grundle cake

A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!

Dude, those cookies taste like shit, want some grundle cake?

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

ETL

A gang who calls themselves Escape The Law
They spray their tag everywhere and pretend like they do drugs and drink but when you ask them they deny belonging. They are from Woodinville Washington so they automatically arent a real gang.
Any faggot who wears a talltee is considered ETL

ETL is gay and so are all its members.

by Jack Meoff June 20, 2006

dicksnot

Pre-ejaculatory penil secretions. Pre-cum.

I didn't have any tape, so I sealed the envelope with some dicksnot.

by Jack Meoff March 7, 2003

Hang Time

Relating to how long a fart can sustain it's intenisty of smell

Dude that fart got some terrible hang time

by Jack Meoff May 5, 2004