Jack Meoff's definitions

douche master flex

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

grundle cake

A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!

Dude, those cookies taste like shit, want some grundle cake?

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

Hot n' Cheesey

The act of giving someone a hot n' cheesey, is to stick the male organ into an elongated tube sock that has been sweat in, and filled with nacho cheese that was just cooked. Once the cheese and sock begin to stink, slide the organ in and slap someone in the face with it, preferably the skeez.

MMMMMMmmmmm that was quite a delicious hot n' cheesey you gave me!

by Jack Meoff February 6, 2005

hoho

A person oh is young,naive,and usually has a question mark on the end of every sentence.Also a post whore on the internet furoms and chat rooms.

Kevin is a HOHO! Kevin can be such a HOHO on the WWW.

by Jack Meoff February 10, 2005

SPD

Is and abbreviation for silent but deadly which usaully relates to a silent expulshin of methane gases and has terrible oder and hang time

Ohh what smells i didnt even here it comming

by Jack Meoff May 5, 2004

Hang Time

Relating to how long a fart can sustain it's intenisty of smell

Dude that fart got some terrible hang time

by Jack Meoff May 5, 2004

banana hammock

a phrase used between guys to tell one another to check out one girl or another

hey vince banana hammock at 5 o'clock

by jack meoff January 12, 2007