Definitions by Jack De

slack dogg fo shizz 

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.

Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz

slack dogg fo shizz by Jack De March 2, 2009

Argentinea 

A common fungal disease of the feet, mostly caught in South America, where moisture is trapped on the feet and causes fungal infection.

Bob caught Argentinea in South America

Argentinea by Jack De January 23, 2009

Eshkimo 

A person who lives in colder climates, particularly in Asia, where the people who live in the Siberian Alps, drive *Eshcalades* own Mac 10's and wear baggy Saucony T- Shirts. Instead of hanging around *Easties* they hang around the local Fishing Hole, staunching random Eskimos who need to get some dinner for their family.

The Eshkimo hung around the Fishing Hole.

Eshkimo by Jack De January 23, 2009

MSN Moron 

A person who wastes a lot of their day perfecting their contact card and making pointless conversations over the internet when it is just as good talking to the person face to face.

I spent 3 hours on MSN last night!

You an MSN Moron.

MSN Moron by Jack De October 25, 2008

AssSwipe 

The act of stealing (swiping) a donkey.

Guy 1: I stole an ass last night!
Guy 2: Such an AssSwipe!

AssSwipe by Jack De October 19, 2008

K- Fred 

Some one who is named Fred and puts a 'K' in front of his name to give himself the idea of individuality. Ha Ha Ha.

Guy 1: Yo, I'm K- Fred!
Guy 2: Hi, .... Fred

K- Fred by Jack De October 18, 2008

chimptation

When a chimp entices and arouses another chimp of the opposite or same gender.

Guy 1: That chimp likes that chimp!
Guy 2: Reckon it'll fall for chimptation

chimptation by Jack De October 18, 2008