Poofterbogan

The new fragrance for men. People who wear this cologne are known for their perfectly sculpted mullets which they spend two and a half hours on every morning.
Guy 1: Wow! You smell nice!
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.
by Jack De April 13, 2008
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Sleazy Dogga

The Leader of a Sleaze Crew, often recognised by his seedy moustache, this Sleaze is looked up to by all other sleazes. WARNING: Children should avoid this particular sleaze.
Guy 1: Hey, check out that sleaze.
Guy 2: Yeah Ithink he's a Sleazy Dogga.
Guy 3: That's probably why he hangs out with that crew of sleazes all the time.
by Jack De August 09, 2008
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Shoe F-O

The act in kicking a football off a tee, and your shoe flies off and flies in a similar direction as the foot ball.
(Sonny Bill steps up to the tee)
Dude 1: C'mon Sonny!
Dude 2: Wonderful kick!
Dude 3: I reckon he should get double the points because the shoe went through to.
Dude 4: Cool, a Shoe F-O
by Jack De August 14, 2008
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AssSwipe

The act of stealing (swiping) a donkey.
Guy 1: I stole an ass last night!
Guy 2: Such an AssSwipe!
by Jack De August 30, 2008
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Fishwasher

When someone who is way too lazy, wants to clean his fish, just shoves it in the dishwasher.
Mom 1: (In ridiculous nagging voice) George! Clean, your fish!
Son 1: Fine, I'll chuck it in the Fish washer!
Mom 1: What's a fishwasher?
by Jack De August 09, 2008
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You're Such a Dek!

When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!'
Guy 1: You're Such a Dek!.... I mean,...
Guy 2: Ha Ha, you're Pakistani
by Jack De August 31, 2008
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Shoe on a Wire

The act of doing something purely because you can, or doing something that is of no benefit- maybe even a hinderance to the lives of others.
Guy 1: What idiot threw those shoes on the wire?
Guy 2: That's Shoe on a wire!!
Guy 1: Why would he do that?
Guy 2: I said, he loves doing something purely because he can!
Guy 1: oh!!!
by Jack De August 14, 2008
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