Jack De's definitions

TriniDad

A man, woman or thing with 3 dads.

Guy 1: I got a mum and a dad.
Guy 2: Oh, Yeah! I got 3 Dads!
Guy 1: Yo a Trinidad!

by Jack De April 4, 2008

Eshlays

A cross between Eshays (to Run) and Adlays (Lad) it means that a person wearing ridiculously baggy clothing with about 10 kg's of Bling Bling and beaded hear has started to run from the cops.

Adlay 1: Cops!
Adlay 2: Eshays!
Cop 1: The Eshlays.
(The Adlays are Eshays)

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

by Jack De October 9, 2008

Like a Sturgeon

The act of dancing like a fish.

Guy 1: Check her out.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so doin' it Like a Sturgeon.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Shoe F-O

The act in kicking a football off a tee, and your shoe flies off and flies in a similar direction as the foot ball.

(Sonny Bill steps up to the tee)
Dude 1: C'mon Sonny!
Dude 2: Wonderful kick!
Dude 3: I reckon he should get double the points because the shoe went through to.
Dude 4: Cool, a Shoe F-O

by Jack De October 8, 2008

Blockbusted

When you are caught robbing a Blockbuster Video store.

Guy 1: So did you really steal that video last night?
Guy 2: Nah, I got Blockbusted.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

You're Such a Dek!

When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!'

Guy 1: You're Such a Dek!.... I mean,...
Guy 2: Ha Ha, you're Pakistani

by Jack De October 18, 2008