Jack De's definitions

dandyschlong

a schlong (penis) that is large and then considered to be 'dandy'

Guy#1: Man, his schlong is long
Guy#2: Man, what a dandyschlong.

by Jack De October 5, 2007

TriniDad

A man, woman or thing with 3 dads.

Guy 1: I got a mum and a dad.
Guy 2: Oh, Yeah! I got 3 Dads!
Guy 1: Yo a Trinidad!

by Jack De April 4, 2008

Abilliongazillion

An incredibly large number, often used by small children.

Child: Oh! I have abilliongazillion dollars.
Adult: By that you mean $50 right?
Child: Yes.

by Jack De April 24, 2008

Wankatronic

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.

Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!

by Jack De April 24, 2008

Ballchinnian

A man, woman or thing that has balls for a chin.

-Look at an image of Peter Griffin and his chin, he is a ballchinnian!

by Jack De April 24, 2008

Sagallicious

A man, woman or thing that has balls that sag to it's knees.

Guy 1: Look, at my balls! They're sagging!
Guy 2: Damn! You are Sagallicious!

by Jack De April 24, 2008

Autowanker

A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.

Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I heard about that, its called an Autowanker.

by Jack De April 24, 2008