rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.
I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.
by Jack November 04, 2003
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sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me
mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.
by jack January 25, 2004
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let's get retarded

A new trend calling one to develop a mental disability.
"Hey Joe, let's get retarded"
"Drrrrrrrr"
by Jack February 16, 2005
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folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's
i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson
by jack March 15, 2005
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cheeseburger

a form of currancy used by the impoverished to buy drugs
yo gotta any crack? i got these cheeseburgers man. man i suck yo dick
by jack March 09, 2003
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Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.
1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.
by Jack January 31, 2005
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sadass

A person that lacks all the vitals in his/her life.
Jack Liu is a fucking sadass.
by Jack February 06, 2005
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