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divx

1) Format (codec) for digital video (.avi) files that uses lossy compression. DivX was created by reverse-engineering the MPEG4 format. DivX is known for being able to create high-quality video with very small file sizes. The makers of DivX claim it can reduce a DVD to 10% of its original size and be virtually indistinguishable from the original.

2) Acronym for "Digital Video Express", the failed DVD rental format from Circuit City. They way it worked was once you "activated" the Divx DVD movie, it would lock you out after 48 hours, at which point you could unlock it for another 48 hours, or buy the full movie and unlock it permanently. Never really caught on, mainly because you could only play Divx movies on Divx-enabled DVD players.
1) "You should encode the movie with Divx so you get a small file with good quality"

2) "Haha, you actually bought a Divx player from Circuit City? What, were they out of Betamax players?"
by Jack May 13, 2005
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Esus

Jesus' black, cooler twin who allows you to say his name in vain and in bed. Rock on, Esus.
by Jack June 17, 2003
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snap a speedo

Refers to how fast a car can get to 60 miles an hour
yo that car can snap a speedo in 5 flat.
by Jack April 6, 2004
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blackout

Blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. It can be used as a verb or as an adjective.
verb: "Oh man I blacked out so fast last night, and then I woke up in this ugly girl's room."

adj: "I was so blackout man, everyone was wasted."
by Jack December 9, 2004
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FUJie

Bandwidth Monkey Extraordinaire!
FUJie: Uh oh, the ISP called again, it's time to tell em the kids are downloading too many movies and i will make them stop immediately ;-
by jack July 19, 2003
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Fooding

me and joe are gonna go fooding.
by Jack September 21, 2003
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Maryland

The wealthiest and most educated state in the union. Nice places, like Mntgomery County, and shitty places like Baltimore.
You can find me in Potomac.
by Jack January 22, 2004
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