Jack's definitions

Jay-Z

A poor excuse for a rapper. An uneducated drug dealer turned music ho' with poor rhythm and rhyme skills.

See any Hip Hop "Artist"

by Jack December 10, 2003

Free Country, USA

A made up land somewhere in America "ruled" by the King of Town.
contains a small, upstart land known as Strong Badia

Welcome to Free Country!

by jack December 11, 2003

lamebrain

An total idiot.

see: scott whitson

Scott Whitson is a lamebrain

by jack December 13, 2003

ecuador

The best country in the world. It is home to a superior race of men who is beginning world domination in Rochester, Minnesota and in Rogers, (the whole) Arkansas.

Meneando la pera

by Jack December 13, 2003

KillerByte

The handle of a hacker.

Me and KillerByte took out yahoo the other day.

by Jack December 13, 2003

Rort

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.

Last night I was rorted

by Jack December 17, 2003

prat

Meaning ass or buttocks (as in "pratfall"), but used pejoratively as an insult.

"The man is a real prat!"

"Don't be such a prat, Charlie."

by Jack December 24, 2003