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Definitions by Jacen Ynot

Lung Guacamole 

The thick green phlegmy batter like loogi snot wad, you hack up when you have a respatorie infection.
After pulling a bong rip, I hacked up some "Lung Guacamole". Dip tortilla chips at your own will, if you happen to get the munchies.
Lung Guacamole by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

Sheet snot 

The wet spot she leaves on the bed after sex, usually where she passes out after sex.
She had to wash the sheets after I fucked her, cuz of the "sheet snot "she leaked.
Sheet snot by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020
That bitch's "FBUPA" makes her bellybutton look like an asshole.
FBUPA by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.
I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.
Alabama Wipe by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019

cunt puke 

The discharge that comes out of the pussy after sex.
Bitch I'm not gonna stop fucking you 'till I'm covered with cunt puke
cunt puke by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017

yogurt tosser 

Bitch suck that yogurt tosser till it explodes baby batter all over you.
yogurt tosser by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017

pussy puke 

Bitch has her panties full of pussy puke from me fucking the shit out of her.
pussy puke by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017