Jacen Ynot's definitions

Lung Guacamole

The thick green phlegmy batter like loogi snot wad, you hack up when you have a respatorie infection.

After pulling a bong rip, I hacked up some "Lung Guacamole". Dip tortilla chips at your own will, if you happen to get the munchies.

by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

Sheet snot

The wet spot she leaves on the bed after sex, usually where she passes out after sex.

She had to wash the sheets after I fucked her, cuz of the "sheet snot "she leaked.

by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

FBUPA

Front Butt Upper Pussy Area

That bitch's "FBUPA" makes her bellybutton look like an asshole.

by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.

I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.

by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019

cunt puke

The discharge that comes out of the pussy after sex.

Bitch I'm not gonna stop fucking you 'till I'm covered with cunt puke

by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017

yogurt tosser

A man's cock

Bitch suck that yogurt tosser till it explodes baby batter all over you.

by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017

pussy puke

The discharge that comes from the cunt after sex.

Bitch has her panties full of pussy puke from me fucking the shit out of her.

by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017