Jabo's definitions

air miles

An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up.

"Keep this up bonny lad and I can promise you a place on the board, and all the Air Miles you can eat."

"Oh cheers mate. By the way, whose P45 is that you're filling in?"

by Jabo January 19, 2004

linkmy

A versatile expression capable of adopting any other meaning from context. A metasyntactic variable if you will.

"Oy Tezric, pass me that... er... linkmy off the shelf."

by Jabo January 16, 2004

hippocrocopig

A young lady with an aversion to salad, someone with glandular problems. Looks like burnt lego after the "Ugly Toybox" fire of 1998.

Any woman who has rebuffed your advances.

"That Vanessa Feltz, what a hippocrocopig... my nizzle etc."

by Jabo January 16, 2004

tezric

A word what u use for anybodys name when u can't remember their real name or if u want to make them think u ca'nt

"Yo Tezric, how you doin?"

by Jabo January 15, 2004

gazric

A word like tezric for somebody's name, but usually someone a bit cleverer

"Got any snout, Gazric?"

by Jabo January 15, 2004