"One day son, all this will be yours, and a big tin bucket full of airmiles too."

"yourarss."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Tezric yourarss you've put you pants on backwards.

Or

Tezric yourarss you've forwarded an internal email with abusive content to all your customers.

yourarss can also be substituted for masiv'dave