McDonalds

1. Last resort for people who can't find a suiteable job. Also known for the best management training in the world...

2. Restaurant where the guests are equally stupid as the people who work there...

1. Don't worry; you can always flip burgers for the clown!
When you can turn a complete retard into a manager... you've got the best management training in the world!!!

2. "Gimme a Big Mac Menu, Super Sized, extra sauce 'n cheese, a Quarter Pounder on the side, also with extra cheese... and a Diet Coke, because I gotta loose weight!"

by Jay February 04, 2004

time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"

by Jay March 19, 2004

Bald Beef Socket

the main appendage that would be found hanging between the males legs.

Yo Doggs.....did you make her deepthrote your Bald Beef Socket.

by Jay November 27, 2003

stfuing

verb; The stating of the word "STFU"
A word used commonly on the internet, when someone wishes to use the stfu statement in the verb sense.

"I'm bored with your constant stfuing, go eat a banana or something."

by Jay May 13, 2005

[d-_-b]

asia face with headphones

"Hey d-_-b"
"holy crap, that guy looks like d-_-b"

by Jay May 06, 2005

Dish Pit

the area where a person washes dishes. Particularly in a restaraunt setting.

Hey, get back to the dish pit and wash your dishes.

by Jay December 03, 2003

blizzunt

a blunt containing mad cronic

snoop smokes mad blizzunt

by jay December 06, 2002