Definitions by JaY

jaymes 

the most kickass person in the world

jaymes walked down the halls and all the girls turned their heads

jaymes by jay January 4, 2005

ull 

Idiotic variation of "you'll or you shall/will". Looks like it should be pronounced, 'uhl', like 'pull'.

Doofus: so ull go to da prom wif me tonite????/////
Zelda: Hell no.

ull by jay January 2, 2005

Tipper Gore 

A lady who went in with Mrs. chaney to mark a cd with a parental advisory sticker

thanks alot you just ruined music

Tipper Gore by Jay January 2, 2005

yuff 

Small parasitic rodent that lives in socks and eats human toes. Disguises self as piece of lint.

That yuff ate my toes and now i'm bleeding to death. Ouch.

yuff by Jay January 1, 2005

arabian goggle eyes 

when you take you take your nuts and place them in a sleeping friends eyes and lay your dick down their nose to their mouth and take pictures or await for them to awake.

Damn...Jesse feel asleep lets give him a pair of Arabian Goggle eyes.

arabian goggle eyes by Jay December 30, 2004

stunned wombat 

a stunned wombat is the look in ur mans eyes (note: the look a wombat gives in headlights just before it gets run over)after uve taken two bricks and squashed his testicles after he gave u an angry dragon

that bastard gave me an angry dragon so i stunned wombatted his filthy ass yo!!

stunned wombat by jay December 22, 2004

munted cow 

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

munted cow by jay December 22, 2004