JaY's definitions

ripped like jesus

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong

damn, that man is ripped like jesus

by jay April 18, 2003

pearl jam

1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably priced 'official' bootlegs of all their concerts (discounted to fan club members) to beat the black-market scum.

2. Semen.

1. I went to see Pearl Jam at Wembley. It was the best concert I have ever attended.

2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?

by Jay April 16, 2004

crackrat

Background unknown. Means crack-cocaine dependent prostitute.

There's way too many crackrats on Spencer Place.

by Jay June 18, 2005

sprewells

butter

Those rims r so butter

by jay July 7, 2003

Book of Mormon

A book of Holy Scripture and another Testament of Jesus Christ. A companion volume to the Holy Bible. Recounts the spiritual journey of God's people who went to the Americas. Contains the everlasting and full Gospel of Jesus Christ. Recounts Jesus Christ's visit to the Americas after His resurrection.

One of the canonical books of Scripture of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Contains a promise that all who study it and ask in prayer may know of its truth. The pure Word of God.

The Book of Mormon is the most correct of any book on earth, and we can get nearer to God by applying its precepts than by any other book.

by Jay April 19, 2005

Coolidge

the act of losing one's cool, flipping out, taking a fit.

Bob went coolidge at his boss when he was passed over for the promotion and the swat team had to be called in.

by Jay June 5, 2003

Pope-in'

To Ride The Pope.

Let's Head Over To The Vatican and go Pope-in' yo.

by Jay November 22, 2003