JaSoN's definitions

wisest

Someone with infinite god-like and omniscient qualities. An all-knowing being whose intelligence and wit dwarfs that of even the greatest thinkers of our time.

Wisest, what do you think the best course of action would be in this situation?

by Jason March 30, 2005

comedy of the commons

a joke that everybody copies and changes a little to seem like they made it up

That joke was comedy of the commons

by Jason September 5, 2003

stupid fuck

someone who is so stupid, the only word close enough to their stupidity is "stupid fuck"

that pen is green not red, u stupid fuck

by jason April 12, 2004

rtfq

Read The Fuckin' Question

My professor often replied "RTFQ" when students would ask him stupid questions during an exam.

by Jason January 9, 2004

tit do

When a women's stomach sticks out further than her breast do.

That fat bitch has a tit do.

by Jason March 23, 2003

lettuce

1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"

by Jason October 1, 2003

take it easy

Don't hurry, proceed at a comfortable pace, relax.

Take it easy, we don't have to be there until noon.
James decided to take it easy this weekend and put off working on the house.

by Jason June 19, 2006