JaSoN's definitions
"mod" is a tag given by the media & general public to ANYONE who rdes Lambretta's & Vespa's, so all of a sudden 99% of non mod scooterists put on there own tags by way of a T.SHIRT - saying..... I'M NOT A FUCKING MOD, when will people stop categorising just becasewe rde te same macines "mods" did in the 60's. yes there are still mods out the but only a very small minority - so go out and tell te world - not all scooter (hardly any) riders are mods!
mod - sharp tailor made clothes, classy scooter, gorgeous girl on his arm, always one step ahead on te fashion front, oh and to make hmsef look a twat, bolted 6000 lights and 4 million mirrors along with bits of dead animals to his scooter!!
by jason December 14, 2003

by jason April 25, 2005

any person who has a security related job that cannot carry a gun, and who spends most of his/her time eating doughnuts and drinking coffee.
by Jason December 3, 2003

A technical helper on Battle.net that helps with Diablo2, Starcraft, and Warcraft4 problems. Not a bot.
by Jason March 3, 2004

by Jason April 27, 2003

Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.
We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.
by Jason March 7, 2005
