JaSoN's definitions

opus

The act of inserting one's mule into the a person's kidney dialysis porthole with the intention of ejaculating into that orifice. Difficulty level: 10.

What's up son? I just bust my nut in dat bitch's opus, yo.

by Jason February 13, 2005

road rules

A show about a bunch of dumbasses traveling to places they have no idea about on MTV.

Road Rule sucks and it should be cancelled.

by Jason August 1, 2003

zoebel

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.

I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!

by Jason June 28, 2004

Charva

Mispronounced name of a girl in a Frank Zappa tune of the same name.

Charva... Charva... I love you thorugh and through, I loved you since in grammar school when we were sniffin glue...

by Jason January 8, 2004

handy

handy means when someone is acting handicaped

zach you are so HANDY

by Jason March 12, 2005

molesta

see: R Kelly

"Fiesta, Fiesta, remixed by R Kelly Child Molesta.

by jason June 2, 2003

roya

Roya hot ass persian girl who is usually the best looking girl you can find. She is any guy's dream fantasy (hence the definition of her name in Farsi is "fantasy) usually she has dark hair eyes makes her mysterious and sexy.

Holy crap...i just saw a Roya...and DAMN did she look fine!

by Jason November 29, 2004