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Originally a mis-spoken term for a red plastic tube used for threatening co-workers Short Sword. Eventually as a source of ridicule, this word took on a meaning of it's own. See Sword or Big red Pole or Plastic Tube or Threat or Ridicule. Repeated use causes the teasee to tell the teaser that he hates them or he is going to kill them or tell the teaser's boss that he is being made fun of again.
Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my shortshword!" or "I'll bust you up with my Shortshword."
West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"
West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"
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