JaSoN's definitions

i guess

Saying yes to something that you shouldn't even have to waste your time or effort into saying "yes" to.

I guess really means, "yes"

I guess is an answer to a question that a person should already know the answer to before asking the question.

Jane: Do you race your car?
Mike: I guess..

Jane: Did you go to the store?
Mike: (true meaning) What do you think you stupid idiot? (Give me secks!)

by Jason December 21, 2004

gizzed

When you fuck a woman, and you cum in your hand, and then you slap her (I mean really smack her) with the cum soaked hand.

I finished and gizzed her in the face.

by jason October 5, 2004

Shnell

A lying or deceiving person, usually fat

you fuckin shnell, stop lying.. we know you didn't make the team! fuckin shnell..

by jason August 26, 2003

The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!

I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|

by Jason March 22, 2005

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

second wind

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out

1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker

by Jason November 5, 2003

chonan

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.

This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.

by Jason June 18, 2006