JaKe's definitions
by Jake March 31, 2005
Get the Jookoomug. 
The God like being of few words, who fucking rocks, to upset him is to open the door way to your own death.
Jake: Hey Keii
Keii:...
Jake: yeah I feel you
Tom: Man you guys suck
Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.
Keii: learn something new everyday
Keii:...
Jake: yeah I feel you
Tom: Man you guys suck
Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.
Keii: learn something new everyday
by Jake December 28, 2004
Get the Keiimug. (adjective) When a woman is "on the rag", that means she has her period. She's also likely in a bad mood because of the various discomforts associated with pads, leaks, tampons, washing out underwear, not being able to wear light-coloured skirts or pants, etc.
She's really in a mood, she's on the rag and complaining about everything. Last night she slept so soundly that she woke up in a pool of blood.
by Jake February 20, 2004
Get the on the ragmug. When seeing a good looking person of the opposite sex, he told his friend, "She is so tweed, I would love to say hello."
Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.
Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.
by Jake May 13, 2005
Get the Tweedmug. The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.
by Jake May 21, 2004
Get the Clown Facemug.