flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 06, 2004

bujetto

To be queer in a way that you can't explain.

Alex and Mitchell were feeling each other up again, they're so bujetto.

by Jake May 08, 2003

the liberator

a wedge-shaped, stiff pillow designed, to make sex positions more comfortable

Since we got The Liberator sex has been more fun and less work.

by Jake March 24, 2004

beucus

A Skinned (very small) dog with absolutly no hair.

A german scientist skinned his dog in a expeirment and called it a beucus

"thats the uglyiest beucus ive ever seen"

"That beucus looks like a babys ass"

by Jake May 04, 2004

kalyn

The coolest chick in Potomac, MD!

Hey are you kalyn?

No, I'm from Glen Burnie, MD.

by Jake January 27, 2004

head

a person in charge; a director or leader.

hey! its the head of microsoft

by Jake January 02, 2004

dinner

last and most formal meal of the day; prelude to a fuck

She: "Everytime he takes me to a nice restaurant for dinner I fuck him afterwards."

He: "What's for dinner ?"

by Jake March 09, 2004