imelda marcos

(proper noun) disparaging name you call someone obsessed with their shoes. Wife of Phillipine dictator living in disgusting opulence off the back of her people in a very poor region.
OK, 'Imelda Marcos', I don't think you need those $800 sandals when you're borrowing to pay your rent.
by Jake March 26, 2004
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derez

from `de-resolve' via the movie "Tron" (also `derez') 1. /vi./ To disappear or dissolve; the image that goes with it is of an object breaking up into raster lines and static and then dissolving. Occasionally used of a person who seems to have suddenly `fuzzed out' mentally rather than physically. Usage: extremely silly, also rare. This verb was actually invented as fictional hacker jargon, and adopted in a spirit of irony by real hackers years after the fact. 2. /vt./ The Macintosh resource decompiler. On a Macintosh, many program structures (including the code itself) are managed in small segments of the program file known as `resources'; `Rez' and `DeRez' are a pair of utilities for compiling and decompiling resource files. Thus, decompiling a resource is `derezzing'. Usage: very common.
man my shit just got derezzed yo.
by Jake April 25, 2005
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sicko

A person that has mental problems. A person that is sick or has a polluted mind.
Dude THAT guy is a sickoo. He just makes mom jokes all the time trying to be cool in front of his friends. =O
by Jake April 22, 2005
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crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.
Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.
by Jake April 23, 2005
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blop

Recieving a blow job while taking a dump.
Honey, I have to take a dump. Time to give me a blop.

When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.
by Jake September 28, 2003
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letting off shots

Yo, Jamal was letting off shots fo sheeze!!!
by jake February 25, 2005
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quick comer

1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex

2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
1) Sara: "Jake's a quick comer, he usually goes off within 5 strokes of getting into me."

2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."
by Jake March 24, 2004
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