JaCK's definitions

10 pinter

One whom you may only legally target for a shag after the consumption of ten pints of strong lager or alcohol equivalent due to her extreme level of ugliness.

"Jese, check out that 10 pinter! easy shag or what?!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

Estafoo

The way to pronounce STFU (shut the fuck up) it´s a another way to say to a person to shut up.

Samuel says: What the heck is crap??
Jack says: Man@ Estafoo! The teacher is right there.
John says: Man if you don't estafoo she'll do to you what she does to her fourth graders "students".
Jack says: Yeah and that wouldn´t be right.

by Jack April 12, 2005

chili shits

The flaming end to a hot bowl of chili.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten that four-alarm chili. I had the chili shits all night.

by Jack August 5, 2006

chickenfucker

1. A dumbass, jackass, idiot and a moron.

2. Someone who loves to fuck chickens.


Frequently used and mastered by the policemen in the movie Super Troopers.

Often used by the BEST computer Sales Team here in the U.S.

Hey you Chickenfucker!

by Jack January 6, 2005

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 9, 2002

Rort

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.

Last night I was rorted

by Jack December 17, 2003

Vidalia

1)The gayest town in all the land. Known for growing sweet onions.


2)Term describing a type of onion (usually sweet)

"Yall had any vidalia onions? There sweet tasing"
"Yall been to that town of vidalia? Its so gay there"

by Jack April 3, 2005