JW Pepper's definitions

comb-over

A thing middle aged men do to try and cover up bald patches using what little hair they have got left.

Me and Bobby Charlton

by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

Pint of Shit

A pint of a well known irish drink thats good for you.

Barman - Evening Trevor, what can I get you?

Trevor - Pint of Shit please, I've ad a proper bastard of a day.

by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

Nottingham

A place that is full of fun.

Its full of tits, fanny and Forest and Nottingham is full of fun.

by JW Pepper December 9, 2003

bootfuck

To have intercourse in the back of a Ford Cortina

I bootfucked kerry last night in the pub car park

by JW Pepper December 19, 2003

skiddly

A rather silly word that means having a cigarette.

Just popping outside for skiddly - give me a shout when the kettle's boiled.

by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

excardon me

A mish mash of pardon me and excuse me.

excardon me, I thought these were the gents toilets.

by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

Gibraltar

Geographically part of Spain but actually owned by the UK.

Hardly surprising that it annoys some spanish people.

Gibraltar. A place where unarmed freedom fighters can get shot in the back.

by JW Pepper January 20, 2004