JV's definitions

ghetto sled

Term used to depict horrible mutilation of otherwise driveable import cars by pubescent poser teens. the typical ghetto sled is base honda civic with cheesy alloy rims, an aero kit, and an exhaust that sounds like a lawnmower. these are the same kids that think decals make the car go faster.

hey, look at that tool in the ghetto sled

by JV November 6, 2002

Shitstang

AKA Mustang, the biggest piece of shit on the road driven by queers and anal pirates/some dumb bitches

HA! look at that Shitstang, man it sucks

by JV May 13, 2004

juxtaposing

Act of posing nude for your grandma

Dude Juxtaposing sucks and then she touched me.

by JV May 10, 2004

spligger

the act of rearing back an erect penis and slapping someone in the forhead with it.

HAHA i just gave her a spligger

by jv May 31, 2004

clock out

to masturbate; to beat off in a manner which makes you tired.

Guy1"she broke up with you?"
guy2"yeah man. Im about to go home and clock out"

by JV May 13, 2005

RMS

stands for "Random Makeout Session" - where you and a guy/girl you are NOT dating just randomly make out with no strings attached - works best in cars parked in deserted culdesacs

Jane, you hooker! Stop having RMS with any guy you see!

by jV February 5, 2004

shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock

You are a shitface Cockmaster

by JV May 9, 2004