JUSTIN's definitions

minipenis

A very small penis,
unable to penetrate a vagina.

You have such a minipenis.

by Justin April 20, 2005

teabagged

To stick ones testicles on anothers chin.

Hakim Warrick of Syracuse just teabagged Royal Ivey from Texas on the way to their National Championship.

by Justin March 21, 2004

Dogstar

Sirius, the dogstar, a star in the Milky Way Galaxy. Also The band Keanu Reeves played base in.

Keanu rocks in Dogstar; That is Sirius, the dogstar

by Justin February 25, 2005

Foodification

The act of providing food to stop hunger in one-self

I am off for some Foodification

by Justin November 18, 2003

On My Dick

A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.

"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"

by Justin October 12, 2004

gigglepot

someone who laugh an awful lot when you tickle 'em.

christine is SUCH a gigglepot! also see gigglesaurus

by justin December 10, 2003

Kurt Cobain

Frontman of the vastly overhyped Grunge Band Nirvana. His songwriting style was nonsensical and incoherent. He was -not- a good guitarist. He used 3 or 4 four guitar chords for every song, buried under half a dozen guitar effects. Having witnessed and heard enough truly talented musicians play, one can plainly see that Kurt Cobain's skills were minimal at best. As it is, the only reason Kurt Cobain and Nirvana are so highly regarded is because Kurt Cobain committed suicide in 1994. This will automatically inflate ANY singer/musician/songwriter's popularity, and cause their actual talent to be greatly exaggerated, as is the case with Kurt Cobain.

Nirvana was a -decent- band, with their ability exaggerated after the suicide of its frontman. That's all.

"Nirvana's songs don't make any sense!"

"Kurt Cobain wan't THAT good of a guitarist..."

by Justin May 19, 2005