JUAN's definitions

readeface

someone who can't open their eyes when they smile

Man, Reade always has to close his eyes when he laughs...we should call him a readeface.

by Juan February 4, 2004

Young

Urban slang that is short for young'n, which is short for young one. An integral part of DC slang.

"Git off me young before I steal yo ass."

by Juan February 17, 2005

Hormunger

A fat hor

The Hormunger screwed the old man

by Juan January 31, 2004

Steal

Urban slang to describe a punch or slap to the face.

"If that boy gets up in my face again I'm gonna steal him."

by Juan February 17, 2005

cycle

When one takes a single shot of liquor (70-100 proof), then a double, then a triple, then a quadrouple (or "home run") in any order, in the same sitting.

Only one man has ever successfully hit for the cycle twice in one day, rather one night, in Amherst.

by Juan April 25, 2005

Golba

The act of slaying thyne's brother with a tool shed

Did u watch RAW HHH Golba the shit out of Benoit

by Juan April 3, 2004

jura

Police

Ey vato, look out for la jura up the street.

by Juan August 27, 2003