Definitions by JT

bicycle 

Another word for "slut", meaning everyone had ridden her.

"I want to get laid, who's easy?" "Talk to Jill, she's the office bicyle".

bicycle by JT July 13, 2003

fixed speed camera 

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.

"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"

fixed speed camera by jt July 13, 2003

G.P.S. 

A deviced used by those who have no idea where they are, to assist them in going nowhere in particular, using the shortest possible route.

A GPS knows where it is, by subracting where it used to be, from where it isn't.

G.P.S. by jt July 13, 2003

RIAA

The Microsoft of the music world.

The RIAA is in the business of using other people's work to make money and take all the credit, all the while suing those who do not comply with "their" way.

RIAA by jt July 13, 2003

McDonalds 

A family restaurant that parents loudly complain that their food is fattening, unhealthy and oppose when a McDonalds is due to open directly opposite their children's school.

Yet regularly hold birthday parties there- for children.

"A McDonalds is opening opposite the so-and-so school"

"Oh my God! That's where my child goes! Well, at least we don't have to travel far when it's their birtday".

McDonalds by jt July 13, 2003

su[ 

Yet another internet typo slang word. This one is for the word "sup", a shorter version of the popular greeting of "What's up?"

"Su, fool"

su[ by JT May 3, 2003

Beepvoo 

A word that is used in place of an unfamiliar term; word that can take the place of any nontraditional term or phrase.

Caley was upset at the stealing of her beepvoo.

Beepvoo by JT February 17, 2003