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gael

The only person that matters to me, The person i love more than anyone i know or have known.

...the reason i live
GaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGael yes yes yes yea
by jon January 2, 2005
mugGet the gaelmug.

god

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003
mugGet the godmug.

Assfro

The hair on the hair normally in large amounts in te shape of an afro.
Jon really needs to shave his assfro.
by Jon May 9, 2003
mugGet the Assfromug.

Sirish

name of small hindu kid, who is of extreme intelligence
by Jon April 2, 2003
mugGet the Sirishmug.

che

OK, I'm Argentinian people, here's the real deal: Che is actually used mostly in Buenos Aires, the capitol. It's not true slang, it's just a word used in Argentina. Slang is more common in the inland regions, like Cordoba. Che means either "hey" or "buddy", or simply "hey, buddy."
by Jon August 1, 2005
mugGet the chemug.

Privi'ed

"we were not privi'ed to that information"
by Jon May 13, 2005
mugGet the Privi'edmug.

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