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1337

1337, or "Leet(Elite)" is a computer language mostly used in the early days by hackers. 31337 was the UDP port hacked into on Windows 95. Since then it's been simplified to just 1337. Most hackers used it to 1.) Look like morons who were "cool" and 2.) Make it harder for people with enough intelligence to read REAL words, to track them. Now used mostly by posers, newbies, hackers, and anyone with the brain capacity of a fish.
"l>00l> 1 4/\/\ 50 1337!!!"
"Dude I am so Leet(Elite)"
by Jon July 23, 2006
mugGet the 1337mug.

lynyrd skynyrd

Three axe attack! At first, their guitar lineup consisted of Ed King, Gary Rossington, and Allen Collins. King later quit the band and was later replaced by Steve Gaines. Usually, Gaines played a Strat, Rossington a Les Paul, and Collins an Explorer. They would change guitars on some songs. For example, Rossington played the mournful guitar at the beginning of Free Bird in concert using a slide and a SG.

Ronnie Van Zant was the lead singer and primary song writer. His songs usually had very straight-forward lyrics. Contrary to legend, he was a fan of Neil Young. On the cover of Street Survivors, he can be seen in a Neil Young Shirt.

Leon Wilkeson played bass. Former roadie Billy Powell played piano. Artimus Pyle replaced Bob Burns on drums. They had a trio of back-up singers, the "Honkettes."
If I leave her tomorrow, would you still remember me?

I signed my contract, baby, and I want you people to know: Every penny that I make I'm gonna see where my money goes!

Lord, I can't make any changes. All I can do is write them in a song.

Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, gimme three steps towards the door. Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, and you'll never see me no more!
by Jon March 17, 2005
mugGet the lynyrd skynyrdmug.

dobbs

often used as a referance to the female persuasion. it may alao mean a womans breast or ass
jon got a girlfried and had to hop on them dobbs
by jon January 11, 2005
mugGet the dobbsmug.

G.R.I.T.S.

Girls Raised in The South
A Female raised in the southern part of the US
a female raised in Tennasee
by Jon December 24, 2003
mugGet the G.R.I.T.S.mug.

DSL

D ick
S ucking
L ips
Man, did you see that hoe.. she got some dsl!
by Jon January 26, 2005
mugGet the DSLmug.

a.0.1

a campany with a name created just to make sure there at the front of the phone book
a01 plumbing-not very good but first in the book!
by jon February 11, 2004
mugGet the a.0.1mug.

shlongmo

A dick loving hippie who is needed to be assasinated up the ass
You need to kill that shlongmo
by Jon December 19, 2004
mugGet the shlongmomug.

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