JOn's definitions

chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.

"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."

by Jon April 13, 2004

Mount St. Helens

Ok, This Is The ACTUAL Mount St. Helens, so if your looking for a sexual definition, look again!

Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.

Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting

The Mount St. Helens volcano erupted again today. The ash cloud took out Air Force One.

by Jon March 14, 2005

Sweet Child

Also known as "Sweet Child O' Mine". It is a metaphor used to personify a very beautiful girl.

She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain, I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain. And her hair reminds of a warm, safe place where as a child that I'd pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by.

Sweet Child O' Mine.

by Jon December 2, 2004

wegro

A Caucasian who is confident they are truly of African-American lineage.

Us Wegro's be oppressed!

by Jon February 7, 2003

short fatty

a penis that is short and fat

by jon September 2, 2003

cap

A bullet. The projectile that is contained in a "round" or "cartridge".

I will bust a "cap" in yo' ass!!!

by jon October 8, 2003

The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

by Jon December 31, 2003