lmlto

Laughing My Left Testicle Off. This is used when you are laughing so much that your left testicle is falling off.
jon: lets go on rf and annoy some nerds!
ash: lmlto yeh good idea!!
by Jon December 23, 2004
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wxz

An idiot on MSN. He don't know shit.
Wxz: Hum, what shall i do after i have installed windows?
by jon July 10, 2004
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semit

Part of an ancient race philosophy where semits correspond to arabs. So you could pretty much say Ariel Sharon is an anti-semit.

Part of the same philosophy Hitler used for his arian ideas, and therefore complete utter bullshit.
Semit does not mean jew, ok?
by Jon April 16, 2004
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Homer Seckshwul

A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.
You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*
by Jon December 23, 2004
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anality

The act of being an anal person. A gay man who regularly enjoys ass play is said to possess anality. Gay male porn stars who enjoy inserting dildos into their butts, have anality as do gay men who enjoy receiving anal sex. Anality is the term for people who enjoy anal play.
Did you see Jeff Stryker insert that big dildo up his butt? Did you see the way it slid up there. I loved watching him lube it up and his butt before pushing it on up there. He is possessed of anality.
by Jon October 09, 2004
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Clark

(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.
Jeff wants to join our basketball team, but he can't because he clarks everything up.
by Jon September 15, 2003
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wayle

to beat up badly. synonyms whipped waxed, nailed,etc. can be used in the past tense

wayled
man the lakers wayled on the clippers
by jon August 30, 2003
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