JOn's definitions

lil' fizzin it

trying to do something that you know you can't really do.(like lil' fizz trying to dance)

"yo! lil fizz, quit tryin to lil fizz your dancing.

by jon August 16, 2003

moofer

cocky; arrogant son of a bitch.

you are such a moofer

by Jon April 8, 2003

escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004

The Play

The biggest hosing in the history of college foootball.

The Play ended John Elway's college football career.

by Jon January 1, 2004

Sick

Adj. Must be capitalized. Meaning to be god-like or beyond earthly. Dating to the heroic and god-like powers of the one they call "Sick" on LS2.com.

"That guy is totally Sick"

by Jon April 6, 2004

The 80s

Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.

I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1

by Jon January 17, 2005

splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation

i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.

by jon November 27, 2004