JOjo's definitions

wheeple

To whine, in front of people. In pursuit of sympathy.

His life is so hard, he just likes to wheeple.

Quit wheepling you fugly smacktard.

by JoJo July 20, 2004

phome

a means of communication. You just punch in da numba and ya call up a friend.

Did I get any phome calls today?

by Jojo July 18, 2003

shoot an oyster

When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.

Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.

by jojo August 24, 2004

skool-aid

A soft drink that you make by mixing it together with water and suga

I wanta 'nother glass of dat skool-aid.
I was a "Skool-aid Kid" when I was a youngun.

by Jojo July 18, 2003

rilo kiley

The best indie foursome in the history of all thing indie! They are amazing live and they are all so hot mostly jenny shes like an orgasim!

Man lets go listen to some rilo...

by jojo August 16, 2004

Zurcher

Arkansas Alderman who was removed from duty on massive pot possession charges, in addition to wasting the time of a city council by making desperate pleas for them to put out a release saying the city condemned oil drilling in Alaska. Used in the Northwest Arkansas area as a term for weirdo potheads.

Look at that fucking Zurcher, gahh..

by jojo August 14, 2003

Heavy Metal

The perfect type of music, that can release ur iner anger, and turn it itno good

Heavy Metal Rules

by JoJo December 31, 2003