Britain

A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!
Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."

John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"
by John Smith November 11, 2004
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u r so ql

You are so cool. Sms. language. Used to tell someone to tell them that they are cool.
Often used as a sarcastic fraise.
hi clark. u r so ql.
by John Smith August 17, 2003
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nunue pad

A small absorbent cotton pad placed in ones underwear over the anal opening in order to catch debris and unwanted particles.

Change pad every 3 hours on heavy days and every 6 on light days.
In order to get rid of the unsightly stains in my underwear, i began wearing nunue pads and am now stain free.
by John Smith March 12, 2004
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painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.
Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.
by John Smith March 22, 2003
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turnmire

"hey i have to go take a turnmire"
by john smith March 22, 2005
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mile a minute

That bitch was talkin a mile a minute.
by john smith June 10, 2004
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buttstabber

noun word used to describe one who gives anal sex
God Jim, your such a buttstabber
by john smith March 27, 2003
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