JOhn's definitions

jig juice

the incredibly thick, gloopy, slimy white stuff that is forcefully ejected from the piss-hole of a black man's penis during his sexual orgasm.

"that jennifer lopez sure has swallowed alot of jig juice!"

by john March 16, 2003

jungle jugs

incredibly massive breasts of an african-american female. pendulous and usually hang to below the navel.

"look at the fucking jungle jugs on aretha franklin!"

by john March 16, 2003

colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.

"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"

by john March 16, 2003

Hertzberg

One or several subhumans sharing the common characteristic of having a large skull.

Yo hertzberg, you have a big fuckin head, fuck you.

by John March 16, 2003

Zebrook

Having a hairy anal passage, or "canal" if you will.

I heard that girl that got stockton'd had a zebrook!!! ewwwww!

by John March 16, 2003

Poofta

To act like a fatass who doesn't want to do anything

Ahhh he's acting all poofta

by John March 16, 2003

buttseksz

do it in t3h butt

i had t3h buttseksz with her!

by john March 18, 2003