JOhn's definitions

manland

male genitals - from TV's "Home Improvement"

Don't go messing around in manland.

by John December 2, 2003

Bust a nut

ejectulateing semen (cuming)

I was having hot sex with sarah that made me bust a nut in her vagina

by John December 2, 2003

barnfart

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.

In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.

by John December 2, 2003

SUCKHOLE

sycophant; A person who seeks favour by flattering influential people. (Australian Slang)

Liberal MPs are a conga line of suckholes - Mark Latham

by John December 2, 2003

Bellcheese

The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen

I can feel my bellcheese building up

by John December 1, 2003

S a D

To Suck a Dick. See D Lover

Jake, why don't you just go S a D

by John December 1, 2003

grundle

v. to lick the grundle

I'll usually ask someone to grundle me for awhile before moving on to rimming.

by John November 30, 2003