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Definitions by JOhn

a stream of snot shot from ones nose
I shot a slugger across the room.
slugger by John July 10, 2004
When someone acts like a situation is larger then it is. Giving a person or situation too much credit.
Jaret Wright 1997 da m00n

that was the coolest thing ever, it was like 0mg da m00n da bizb0mb
da m00n by John July 10, 2004

smacktard 

smacktard -

The idea of someone being so retarded they deserve to be smacked.

This word is extremely flexible and can be used in almost any context.
if someone blocks you, you might say :

"bah, smacktard"


or how about this situation

* 1337boi has joined the channel
<ace> The smacktardidity in this channel has increased by 50%
smacktard by john July 9, 2004

potty box 

a container of toys or treats that a kid can pick something out of when (s)he uses the toilet instead of going in the diaper
Lil Kim got some raisins out of her potty box
potty box by John July 8, 2004
Usually referring to the anus, although in rare circumstances can be defined as vagina.
Harry stuck his dick right into the socker.

Fred, being a bit tipsy, accidentally inserted himself into the socker.
socker by John July 4, 2004

Hammerfest 

Over the top beligerantly drunk, raising bottles two at a time, going balls deep hammering it home.
See Vespa's Grandfather.
Hammerfest by John July 3, 2004