Definitions by JOhn

Scorched Earth Policy 

To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.

"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"

Scorched Earth Policy by John September 15, 2004

Huck 

v. Poker slang - To catch the final card of a full house on the river (5th street, final community card) of a Omaha or Texas Hold 'Em hand; To catch a boat (Full House) on the river.

Derived from Huckleberry Finn

I had pocket fives and my opponent had Ace King and the flop came Ace Ace 6 the turn came 7. He had me beat but I hucked it when the 5 came on the river.

Huck by John September 15, 2004

Ike 

v. - To hit a woman in the mouth (i.e. Ike Turner) short for "Ike in the jib"

"Bob's girlfriend cheated on him now he's walkin around like he wants to Ike a bitch."

Ike by John September 15, 2004

ging 

A DTK (disease transmitted by kissing) started by the brothers Noel(strand A) and Bryn(strand B) Gingrich. Should you make out with them or anyone infected with the ging, you contract it yourself. The ging has currently spread all over north america and there are currently reports of it in Japan.

When lomo made out with bryn, she got the ging.

ging by john September 12, 2004

yush 

the absolute equivelant to yes.

*Kyle* "Hey, are you going straight home?" *You* "Yush, ofcourse!"

yush by JoHn September 10, 2004

yellocaust 

A horrible coincidence/trend in which a large fraction of a school/workplace's population wears yellow on the same day.

Man, we had a major yellocaust today at work.

yellocaust by John September 8, 2004

bus head 

Someone with a very large head.

Get out of my face, bus head.

bus head by John September 2, 2004