JOhn's definitions

Wet Wonder

Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.

I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.

by John August 24, 2004

sp00n

A nigger. But not like most niggers, he has class.

damn that guy is a Sp00n.

by John August 25, 2004

butt plug

An anal toy, used by males or females. Primarily used to stretch and relax the anus over time for a good fucking.

After Jessica had the buttplug in for a few hours, she was ready to get butt fucked.

by john August 29, 2004

vex

To bullshit someone. Or lie.

Guy: I didn't do nothing I swear.
Cop: I think he's trying to vex me.

by John August 30, 2004

doom 3

A game that requires a computer worth more than an automobile in order to run.

I had to sell one of my kidneys in order to upgrade my computer to run Doom 3.

by John September 1, 2004

george w bush

A reason to move to Canada.

I can't take four more years of dingus ruining our country, I'm moving to Canada!

by John September 1, 2004

nissan

1. In extremely innovative and ground breaking company that slowly began to (until recently) release boring, generic, water-downed, and de-tuned vehicles to North America.

2. A company; that despite tremendous enthusiasm and support, refuses to release outstanding vehicles such as the Skyline, Silvia, and GTi-R in North America.

Instead of the awesome sr20det powered Silvia, I'm stuck with this ka24de powered 240SX P.O.S.

by John September 1, 2004