himbleniphobia

The fear of having a third nipple

Guy 1: "look at my himblenip"
Guy 2: "AHHHHHHHH!" (has himbleniphobia)

by John November 06, 2005

Scorched Earth Policy

To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.

"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"

by John September 15, 2004

Dave Mustaine

The man behind Megadeth. Formed Megadeth after he was kicked out of Metallica for drug abuse. He was both the lead guitarist and lead vocalist of Megadeth, until he injured the nerves in his arm and Megadeth disbanded without him.

Dave Mustaine is a great thrash guitarist and a "born-again christian".

by John July 16, 2008

CB

Cock-block: an act that someone else does that ruins your chance at getting some punani.

"Hey Tyrone, you just CB'ed me bitch! Now I ain't gettin' no pussy tonight!"

by John November 24, 2004

Sea Urchin

A form of making love under water in a replica of a giant oyster, without a breathing aparatus. Frequent breaths are needed in order to stay alive.

My lover and I were engaged in a very dangerous, but erotic, sea urchin.

by John January 08, 2004

mental intercourse

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation. Topics range from sex to nerdy subjects.

I enjoyed our mental intercourse today. Perhaps again, tommorrow?

by John June 20, 2004

Story

N. - One of the sluttiest girls in altomonte.
V. - An act of sexual misconduct.

Synonyms: Slut , whore, tramp, good time, ho, head

N. - I fucked story last night three times!
V. - Ya she really pulled a story last night.

by John December 20, 2004