JOhn's definitions

throw down

A weapon carried by police officers so they can plant it on unarmed suspects they have killed. (noun)

When they found out the suspect was holding his wallet, not a pistol, the police used a "throw down" to make the shooting appear justified.

by john November 17, 2003

shit fart

A usually smelly fart which smells like rotten eggs.

See also: egg fart

Damn! Who was it that let a shit fart? It smells like pure shit!

by John November 17, 2003

phish

The wrong way to spell "Fish"

-Catholic Private School (3rd Grade)-
Nun; Johnny, spell "FISH"
Johnny: P-H-I-S-H, Fish!
Nun: *SMACK*

by John November 17, 2003

huw

a little dwieb that try's to act cool around peolpe but fails and then diverts attention from himself to another person

huw is a little dwieb with no friends and try's to act cool around people

by john November 17, 2003

mackem

One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT

that streaker is a thick mackem wanker

by John November 18, 2003

hail to the thief

1.Refrence to the 2000 U.S. Presidential Elections where after contested ballot results and recounts in Florida, the Supreme Court decided George W. Bush as President. Some contest that when the ballots were recounted Bush did not actually win the election, thus critics to the process coined this phrase.
2. The title to Radiohead's sixth album which could be in refrence to the above definition.

Three cheers to GW! Hail to the thief!

by John November 20, 2003

Schwae

"cool" word used to describe something as "cool" in the cartoon "Batman Beyond"

That Dodge Viper is totally schwae!

by John November 20, 2003