JOhn's definitions

frumpy

A sexual act often confused with the grumpkin, where the male gives anal sex for such an extended period of time. Then when the penis is removed the loosened bowels spill out after a tap on the stomach

David gave a frumpy to jason and let the bowel spill in his mouth

by john September 5, 2003

Westlake

One who consumes the flesh of fetuses and/or babies and also smokes crack regularly.

I'm off crack, it's for Westlakes.

by John September 5, 2003

mansonite

A self-proclaimed moron who labels themselves "goth", and listens to MTV-friendly forced angst crap like Korn and predominantly Marylin Manson. They have no idea of where "goth" music evolved before it was corrupted by Hot Topic chains, and do not know who the Bauhaus, Das Ich, etc. are.
Insulting term used among intelligent people.

I fucking hate those mallpunk mansonites.

by John September 5, 2003

Hot Topic

A store for suburban pseudo-anti-capitalists to buy Anarchy and Good Charlotte shirts. A place where subcultures are marketed and confused children filled with fake angst come to by chain wallets and complex looking pants. A store that sells horrible music with the exceptions of an occasion indie, ebm, or prog. metal sampler.

That asshole had more Blink 182 albums than a Hot Topic store.

by John September 5, 2003

Gap

Trendy clothes made in miserable labor conditions.

Gap is fucking stupid.

by John September 5, 2003

hermaphrodite

a either gay or straight thing with a little dick and a little puss

lars is a hermaphrodite viking

by John September 5, 2003

Kim Jung Il

1. The antichrist.
2. The North Korean dictator.
3. To North Koreans Kim Jung Il is a god-like figure.
4. Deceitful
5. Kim Jung Il is referred to by the North Koreans as "Jeedoja-dongjee," meaning literally, "our comrade advisor."

by John September 4, 2003