JOhn's definitions

unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

by john January 19, 2004

brown knuckle

Shit on your hand or knuckle when wiping one's ass.

While wiping I got a case of the brown knuckle.

My roommate had brown knuckle on his finger.

by john January 19, 2004

Zerling

a non chocko cs player

-xCs- Zerling

by john January 22, 2004

Zerling

A non chocko CS player

-xCs- Zerling

by john January 22, 2004

Cubic Female Dynamics

Scoring with three girls in one night.

Those three broads were fucking sleuths.

by John January 24, 2004

39isms

any words or anything in general having to do with the hardcore/death metal band Phaetasm (www.phaetasm.com)

one phaetasm of something is the amount of 39 of anything, 39 apples is 1 phaetasm of apples

by John January 27, 2004

broke dick

Any situation that is totally weak and stupid or someone who is totally pathetic and weak

"This place is broke dick and that guy in the front row is broke dick!"

by John January 27, 2004