JOhn's definitions

kinfolk

family of yours

My kinfolk own that land.

by John October 18, 2003

Blue Screen Of Death

A bright blue screen wich pops up out of nowhere at the worst time possible and implies that your computer has encountered an error wich oftenly leads to the system freezing, crashing, and causing you to restart your computer.

Man I was on level 96 of "MYST" and I dident even get to save because of the stupid blue screen of death! Grrrr <filler> <filler> <filler> <filler>

by John October 18, 2003

whigger

white man that becomes severly colorblind, and not only appears to himself as black, but actually begins to believe he is black. In trying to fit in with "their people" they act black and listen to rap music. Whiggers have caused the mass unification of all races to erraticate the whigger.

Wanna beat up so whiggers?

by John October 18, 2003

Biff

To accidentally exhale when taking a hit from a bong or marijuana pipe, causing the weed to fly out of the device.

Dude, you biffed it! Now we gotta pack it again and there's a burn mark in the carpet. Good one, asshole!

by John October 12, 2003

schmoopie

A very cute thing/person. Usually referring to kids, loved ones, or animals.

My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.

by John October 12, 2003

quilly

incredible sexiness

i am so quilly she passed out

by john October 8, 2003

liñea

A line of coke

Lets go do a liñea
Hook up a liñea

by John October 6, 2003