JOe's definitions

mustang

1. Muscle car whose body really only needs to be modified from the back as that is all people will ever see, unless it's parked.

2. Extremely reliable car.

3. Car whose tuners actually make them look and operate better than they bought them.

1. Man that Mustang has awesome taillights. I wish I could catch up to see what the front looks like.

2. I've owned two Mustangs: a '68 with 150,000+ miles on it, and a '98 with 93,000 currently. Both ran fine. Found on Road Dead? Nope. Sorry.

3. Man that Saleen looks sweet.
Let's race it with my Accord. Cool, they're biting.
Shit, dude I think the transmission is broke.
Pull over.
The Saleen was nearly gone by that point.
- transcript from an actual video

by joe January 5, 2005

queer beer

a beverage that mostly women prefer but is not bad for me to enjoy
eg. woodys ice, smirnof ice

Pass the queer beer i'm thirsty

by joe April 22, 2003

snowboard

the easier version of skiing, "only cool people snowboard" because other people do it. For example all girls snowoard just becuase the guys do it. For real a snowsport check out freeskiing. Tanner hall

Yo check out that douchebag snowboarding, he thinks he soo cool.

by Joe May 13, 2005

fish

A combatant who is easy to beat but hard to get ahold off; a chump.

It would've been over a lot quicker if he wasn't such a fish.

by Joe March 22, 2004

dorked

Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked

This computer is totally dorked.

by Joe February 21, 2004

angry pirate

Or also known as the Dirty Pirate. Give a give web eye then kick her in the shin and run away, turn around and she looks at you like an angry priate chasing you with one eye and and a stump leg.

I shot her a web eye and she came after like and angry pirate!

by Joe February 12, 2005

bleeotch

what snoop dogg uses to clean his laundry with

by Joe June 14, 2003