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Mosher is just a title that some people give some other people. A Mosher should be someone who moshes in a mosh pit. They don't have to wear certain clothes or like certain bands, although most do. Nowadays lots of people call people moshers for having long hair, say. Some people treat 'mosher' as an insult... you shouldn't.
"are you a mosher?"
"no,"
Yeah you are!"
"um... ok"
"nah!"
"I'll just go now..."
Mosher gets beaten up
Moshers by Joe December 3, 2004

High-Top Fade 

One of the coolest haircuts of all time. Made famous by Big Daddy Kane and Kid from Kid N' Play in the late 80's. Shaved on the bottom then fades to long hair that goes inches above the head. Looks like your heads an eraser.
"Yesterday, I got the freshest haircut, the High-Top Fade".

"I'm having a little trouble getting through low doors because my High-Top Fade always gets in the way."
High-Top Fade by Joe December 3, 2004
Describes a kid who is extremly ugly and likes to date men(ugly girls). It also gets its teeth punched in. Also has a holiday after him.
Johnny Bareass. Jack John. Happy hate John week
Bareass by Joe November 30, 2004

Karl Rove 

Karl Rove by Joe November 30, 2004

get your piece wet 

to engage in vaginal copulation from the male's perspective
you may have christened the guest bedroom, but, did you get your piece wet?
get your piece wet by joe November 29, 2004

get out of here 

Same approach with a minimum of probabilities
Two people are talking for a while with out knowing each other, and then they fund out they were born in the same town or they went to the same High School.
When they become aware say: Get out of here!
get out of here by Joe November 28, 2004
a HOT!! chick, often times refer to as an angel from above
that chick is so celestial
Celestial by Joe November 24, 2004