JOe's definitions

defile

To systematically dry fuck someone in the ass region until nuttin in ur underwear.

I defiled that bitch until i nutted myself.

Fuck that i dont wanna be defiled by fred.

ur fuckin dog is defiling my led homes!

by joe May 13, 2004

Schiavoed

To get retardedly drunk

Man I got so schiavoed last night i wound up making out with some fat chick.

by joe April 13, 2005

J-TOWN

El paso's sister city across the border in mexico

it's friday we aint got no job and we dont got shit to do. lets go to J-town and get drunk with 10 bucks

by joe January 15, 2004

pedatard

One who suffers from both tardation and pedaphilia.

Keep that pedatard away from my child!

by Joe July 7, 2003

arse fetta

the clammy, milky substance, cheesy found around the male arse, typically after having not washed for several days.

after camping for several days, Dave could feel his "arse fetta" squelch as he walked.

by Joe September 21, 2003

ross o carroll kelly

legend from book.
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!

ah lads i scored her last week and i didn't text her when i said i would.

omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.

thatll teach her to be a desperate cow

yeah i can get her anytine

by joe December 9, 2004

black constipation

The nine months it takes a black women to shit out the baby

after i fucked her that nig was constipated for nine months

by Joe May 23, 2004