JOe's definitions

oh shit bars

the handle bars that are on the inside of the car above the windows that you hold on to and scream oh shit when about to get into an accident

Yo dude, we were grabbin on those oh shit bars hardcore when that dick of a driver hit the other car

by Joe February 24, 2003

tuffenson

a word that is never used in a sentence

Never use a tuffenson

by joe April 5, 2005

Spruce

Although some beleive it's a tree, Spruce is a human being whose parents can't stop naming their kids after trees. Spruce is a flaming homosexual and should never be trusted.

Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.

by Joe February 14, 2004

McDonalds

Man Made food

Garbage.

by Joe July 28, 2003

assbuffet

hookers ass, you eat it, then die. (Maddox)

Franco had the assbuffet, then died

by Joe December 13, 2004

Graudy

Describes a situation in which a person vomits during a sexual act.

Graham was getting dome from Audrey the other night at it was Graudy!! She puked all over his dick!

by Joe January 2, 2005

heemy

Is the standard term used on the Upper East Side of Manhattan by the upper class for marijuana. It is not know when the word arose, some think at the turn of the millenium.

Yo son you got that heemy?

by Joe February 1, 2005