JOe's definitions

hodad

A non-surfer.

While riding the best wave of the day, I noticed a hodad on the beach chatting up the bikini I had my eye on.

by Joe August 25, 2003

G

Short for GHB

He took a cap full of G at the club

by Joe August 26, 2003

pop your clogs

to kill someone

If you don't shut up, I'll have Caroline pop your clogs.

by JOE August 26, 2003

misunderestimated

1. Doofimizm used only by fully edgymicated presidents when their teleprompters are busted or they are feeling kinda smart or when they wants to show all them handlers at the white house just who's really in charge around here.

I must have misunderestimated all them nuculer bombs and them weapons of mass disappearance in that there eye rack.

by JOE August 26, 2003

Bush for brains

See "shit for brains"

How could you ever do such a "Bush for brains" foulup?

by JOE August 26, 2003

doofimizm

1) A stupid phrase or non-existant word which commonly dribbles out of the mouth of a typical moron, thus proving how stupid they really are. (See nuculer or misunderestimated)

George Bush II has committed many a doofimizm and only a comlplete idiot or a Republican would deny that he is a total moron. (Sorry, I guess "comlplete idiot" and "Republican" are redundant terms.)

by JOE August 27, 2003

bizzle

Any word starting with a B. Usually bitch.

Look at the booty on that bizzle.

Damn! All them hot wings gave me some nasty heart-bizzle.

Nigga please! That shit on my dizzle ain't none a your bizzle.

by Joe September 1, 2003