JOe's definitions

ball film

that filmy substance you get on your nutsack when it's humid, related to swamp ass

man this sucks, i'm gonna mail 50 pounds of ball film to george w bush

by Joe December 4, 2004

Man

1. Man - A word used to address another, particularly in america.

2. Man - Human Being

1. "Dude, man, like, that dude over there just totally rocks, man.

2. "There is a man named Charlie who will meet you at the dock, give this money to him."

by Joe February 21, 2005

Gimi

(Pronounced Jimmy)
Noun for a person or machine.

Gimi you piece of shit, work!

Hey Gimi, Get off my girl!

by Joe June 26, 2006

nose tampon

Rolling up toilet paper or tissue paper and sticking into one's nose.

My nose wouldn't stop bleeding so I made a nose tampon and shoved it up there.

by Joe April 2, 2005

Karl Rove

Mastermind of the Republican party.

Karl Rove is my hero

by Joe November 30, 2004

consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.

I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.

by Joe November 8, 2003

wastern

Western Michigan University. Well, the druken part of it.

I go to wastern, where do you go?

by Joe February 17, 2005