JOe's definitions

pop your clogs

to kill someone

If you don't shut up, I'll have Caroline pop your clogs.

by JOE August 26, 2003

sexafile

Someone who cant get enough sex

Kaysha:I slept with a dog,hampster,horse,cat,rat,and my boyfriend last night...And I still had to masterbait.

Joe:Your a real sexafile

by Joe July 19, 2004

Mayle

The act of a male cutting or chopping off ones penis.

I Mayled my cock to prove you wrong.

by joe December 12, 2004

splace

1) to go somewhere
2) to spread out

1) splace bk to my yard
2) she was splaced out on my bed

by joe April 9, 2004

nethead

1. A Grateful Dead fan that uses the Internet to trade "taper" audio of live GD shows.

2. The domain one picks when he misses getting deadhead.com by two days.

The Internet was invented so that netheads could trade tapes.

by Joe March 7, 2005

blowin' up

To recieve a call, generally on a cell phone.

Damn yo, your blowin up again

by Joe November 4, 2002

NERFED

I've always wondered what exactly it means - in context it's code that's been deliberatly broken or functionality removed from a program in order to sell a higher priced alternative or also used as a general description of code that no longer works (after patching or updating)
I think it's something like "Not Even Really Functioning Effectivly Disabled/Destroyed" or something similar

M$ W0rd 9's HTML is NERFED (in order to sell M$ Fr0ntp@ge)

by Joe June 25, 2004