Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.

Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.

by Josh December 16, 2003

Emo Kegstand

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards

1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.

by Josh December 04, 2004

metro

The act of taking longer than your girfriend to get ready and also you like to paint your toenails.

Bill Stasney is sooooo metro.

by Josh January 14, 2005

didi mao

also means hurry the fuck up.

chop chop didi mao you roundeye.

by Josh April 11, 2005

dope

A band that remixes 80's songs

Dope says "Now or Never"

by Josh April 26, 2004

Mostestly

Sarah's word, first discovered on a sign she made for Josh.

"I love Sarah the mostestly"

by Josh July 03, 2004

jinkle

when your penis sucks something in

your penis inhales a trumpet

by josh September 22, 2004