JOSH's definitions

crispian

the cutest guy in the whole wide world!

look at crispian's cute butt!

by josh April 6, 2005

Obliquity

The meaning of 'stud'.

<etch> hay secksie, sup?
<Obliquity> Not much, just sipping my kool-aid.
<etch> leet, take some nakies for me, k?
<Obliquity> Surely !!

by Josh March 15, 2004

LPB

Louisiana Public Broadcasting (PBS)

KLTM 13 (19) Monroe
KLTL 18 (20) Lake Charles
KLPB 24 (23) Lafayette
KLTS 24 (25) Shreveport
KLPA 25 (26) Alexandria
WLPB 27 (25) Baton Rouge
WLAE 32 (31) Metairie (New Orleans)

I watch Super WHY! on LPB.

by Josh March 22, 2008

LED

Liquid, explosive, diarrhea

"Dude i gotta run i got major LED"

by Josh October 12, 2004

gut slice

The phrase "Gut slice" is usually followed by the words "feel the burn!" which is used when someone is in trouble or is upset. Actual meaning: "Ooh that's gotta hurt!"

Guy 1:Did you see Gary getting dumped by his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Ooh, gut slice!

by Josh May 9, 2004

Emo Kegstand

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards

1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.

by Josh December 4, 2004

Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.

Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.

by Josh December 16, 2003