JOSH's definitions

Ford

F ourways
O n
R oadside
D ead

That damn Ford Only Runs Downhill

by Josh September 24, 2003

jew speed

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)

"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."

by Josh November 23, 2004

user name

Something you post to Urban Dictionary to piss me off.

This practice makes absolutely no sense as these are almost never actual words. Annoying to everyone but the poster, these are the reason Urban Dictionary is becoming less useful by the day.

Jesus Christ, there are far too many here to mention.

All of you assholes should find a new hobby.

by josh February 19, 2003

jizzle

a Joint, or Blunt, rolled to perfection

Let's smoke this jizzle!

by Josh November 19, 2003

riva

The dirtiest skank on a street-corner.

Justin: Man, I'm so desperate. I even went for a riva!
Colin: Yeah, I know. I've never had sloppy firsts before doing a riva.

by Josh March 28, 2005

hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.

Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!

by Josh January 3, 2004

Krusty Kirk

Tossing a day old salad.

Yesterday, Mark sharted, and now he wants a Krusty Kirk.

by Josh April 18, 2005