30 definitions by JOSE

Ness

The very essence of being, which could be equated to the soul, chi, aura, strong presence, or even a personal passion.

As a musician, music is my ness: I would die without it.

by JOSE January 20, 2005

A crusty little bastard that doesnt go to school because he is a dumbass.

by JOSE May 16, 2014

Meaning mans sperm. Came from a rushed shorthand of the word mushroom.

You have a little mushe on your face.

by JOSE April 6, 2005

Typically used for a guy to mean he's got a big penis, and for a girl to mean she has big breasts.

Man, that Lisa chick is well endowed, she's got the biggest tits in school.

by JOSE February 4, 2005

1.n. a place of commerce
2.n. state of bankruptcy; state of being "cleaned out";

1. yo dog I need a ride to the sto

2. that bitch took my ass to the sto and sold my f@#$$'n dubs.

by JOSE April 28, 2004

check out da t and a on her ese

by JOSE August 31, 2003

when a man staddles a woman's torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect penis

I like to thonk your wife before I bang her.

by JOSE April 22, 2005