JOSE's definitions

sir-owns-a-lot

1)to be really awesome
2)to be a pimp
3)a really good dota player and a lover.
4)The sexiest man alive

1)omg its a bird, no its a plane, its sir-owns-a-lot
2)wow that guy has 13 girl friends. He is definatly a sir-owns-a-lot.
3)that guys is such a pro. He got a triple kill at lvl 1. he is definatly a sir-owns-a-lot
4)sir-owns-a-lot is very sexy

by jose September 1, 2008

babeski

a really hott guy who is a sex toy

some hott guy thats used as a sex toy

by jose April 8, 2005

gflor

only the hottest girl in the word shes incredable and every guy wants her so badly

damn gflor is fuckin hott

by jose April 12, 2005

ford mustang

The ultimate chick car. Tall, boxy, and a puny CI motor putting out even worse to the rear wheels. Can give most economy cars a run for their money, other than that its for high school girls to cruise around with the top off.

Natalie just got a Mustang Gt, her parents didnt want to give her anything too fast.

by Jose April 22, 2005

thonk

when a man staddles a woman's torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect penis

I like to thonk your wife before I bang her.

by jose April 22, 2005

Chantilly

Easily one of the richest schools in the nation where the sports teams only drink bottled water and the school buys plasma screen tvs and $10,000 gym mural paintings. Every once in a while has a good sports team like volleyball or girls soccer, but apparently has a nationally ranked marching band?!!Known for its lack of school spirit, wild parties, excessive amounts of drugs/alcohol and ugly guys willing take advantage of anything female (but it usually ends up being of of the hundreds of gorgeous girls at tilly)

Hey- their football team barely lost tonight. Let's go down to Chantilly and celebrate their almost-victory, because the girls are amazing and they really know how to party.

by jose April 24, 2005

little moco

A crusty little bastard that doesnt go to school because he is a dumbass.

Hey look at that dumbass "little moco"

by jose May 15, 2014