JONATHAN's definitions

ggmad

Gotta go make a doody. In the toilet

Andrew brb(be right back) ggmad.

by Jonathan August 15, 2004

smartjova

Sexyness, in black gay male form.

I haven't been fucked by a SmartJova in a while.

by Jonathan February 7, 2003

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by jonathan July 31, 2005

Stop & Shop

A heartless corporation that under pays their employees despite the growth in the cost of living, thus lowering the quality of life.

I'd rather give handjobs to cats than work in Stop & Shop.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

badest

1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word.

2)To misspell a non-existing word.

"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"

"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."

by Jonathan May 31, 2004

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by jonathan May 13, 2005

Weymer

One who is unbelievable cool. The epitome of coolness.

Wow! That guy over there is so totally Weymer!

by Jonathan March 13, 2004