JOHN DOE's definitions

urbandictionary

A dictionary for the slang.

Very interesting to read defintions while you're bored!

by John Doe November 1, 2006

twater

The juice emitted from a woman's vagina when she is sexually stimulated.

Damn girl, can I get a glass of that twater?

by John Doe July 19, 2003

shabam

A South Guatemalan militant group bent on bringing all spa production in the U.S. to a halt. “We will take all comforts from the American dogs” A quote from the leader of Shabam.

Shabam split off from a les radical militant group in the middle east.
This very modern Guatemalan militia uses the internet & billboard
advertising to attract new warriors for the cause.

Their newest slogan is “Wham, Bam, Thank you Shabam !”

Cover the hot tub, Shabam is coming.

by John Doe June 17, 2004

Quiefing

A Bubble of Air Formed From The Outer Vaginal Skin Area.

I Fucked That Bitch So Hard, Her Pussy Was Quiefing

by John Doe May 27, 2004

num nums

the sound my screwdriver makes as it penetrates your eyeball

you gave my girlfriend the num nums now have some of my num nums

by john doe May 21, 2003

DINO

Acronym for Democrat In Name Only. Refers to people affiliated with the DemoCratic Party who act like Republicans.

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by John Doe January 21, 2004

butt crusties

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.

After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.

by John Doe January 17, 2004